iF i won the Lotto.. I would be your everything you wanted.

pretty shitty summer.. so something came up. I don't think I can take summer classes.. which means i won't live in norman.. which means.. i won't be able to work..

well, I've been sick with the flu lately. It is a shitty feeling.

I've been in bed watching korean movies and stuff. I came across this Japanese drama called 'Absolute Boyfriend'. So what the thing is that there is this company that makes robots. They came up with this thing where they create the ideal boyfriend.

So this ideal boyfriend thing.. how does it work? The girl takes this thing on a computer.. kinda like a quiz or multiple choice test but its questions like "How do you like your ideal boyfriend's body to be?" and it'll be like "A. skinny B. muscular C. fat D. model" and other questions like how you like would you like the ideal boyfriend to be not jealous at all, a little jealous, or really jealous... and sexual preference questions and stuff.

I thought it was pretty interesting but then thinking about it, it is pretty creepy. actually.. really creepy. This ideal bf was shipped to this girls house in a box. To activate him she had to kiss him. That isn't that creepy but its just creepy with other stuff if you think about it.

anyways.. there are plenty of perfect men out there.. if there is anything the world needs it is an ideal woman.. bah!

i guess for fun i will create my ideal girlfriend.. RIGHT nOW!! woo

let's start off physically..

she would be an asian girl.. a nice asian girl. a nice vietnamese asian girl. I would like her to be shorter than me, of course. I think about 5'2".. I think. Short enough when she wears heels she is still shorter than me a good amount, you know? hmm.. alright.. she has to have nice skin.. usually asian girls have nice skin. If skin is important to a girl, it is to me! I like healthy, clear, glowing skin. I don't like pale though.. there's a difference.

i also like cute hands, fingers, feet, toes, and nice legs. it sounds creepy but I don't like girls with hairy toes or dry hands. A girl that can wear flip flops and a short skirt showing off her pretty feet and gorgeous legs is a plus! oh yeah, legs have to be proportional to the girl's body.

hmm in general her body is in good shape.. she can be about 105 to 113 lbs... it seems kinda heavy but i don't like skinny girls that show ribs and stuff. generally girls too skinny will show bony hands and fingers which is unattractive to me.. i don't want a fragile girlfriend..

hmm.. chest and booty wise.. I go for proportional. I don't really like big-breasted females.. I like them big enough you know it is a female and that it serves its purpose.. the rear end.. just proportional and complements the nice legs and healthy thighs! but remember, I am big on proportion!!

I guess her face now.. I don't really know how to describe an ideal face.. i guess its just something you decide if you like or not.. but i like eyes that are the right size.. not too small.. not too big like dolls which make them creepy.. i like small, cute noses so when she squints it is really cute. She should have some cheeks.. not huge.. just some. What i'm trying to say is a girl with a cute pretty face.

now for personality wise.. I like the more conservative girl. She is conservative but there are times she yearns to break the rules. She is the girl that works hard and knows what is important and is family oriented. She is the girl that can adore male celebrities but doesn't really like guys until she thinks he is the one. She is conservative but she knows how to have fun with a lot of friends (in ethical ways)!

I would like her to be smart.. she doesn't have to be smart smart.. just not stupid and try really hard. she can be a ditz at times and I would remind her things or explain to her about things. She is educated so we can have stimulating and intellectual conversations even though she is not a genioius but we can carry on an interesting conversation over coffee.. This girl would be really sweet and caring.. the kind you abuse and neglect at first you realize that she was the one good thing in your life.

This girl would have to be down to earth.. she's got to be real.. none of those fake crap. This girl wouldn't care what her parents think even if her bf was a bad boy.. oo.. This ideal girl would appreciate crocs but don't like the way they look.. because she does have a good sense of fashion but is also practical. She appreciates fashion and knows it but she doesn't dress her potential all the time. She dress conservatively on a normal basis and knows how to impress her man. simple black eyeliner here and then is more than enough for me! but when there are those special occasions like TKO founders' day or my birthday, make up is much appreciated with the less conservative outfit, if you know what i mean ;0)

She would like to play video games.. like guitar hero.. try wow.. she don't have to like it.. play a lil sports once in a while, maybe go running with me. sometimes i like a girl that get on me for being crazy. for example, if I drink she will on my ass and hitting me and stuff but when i throw up or have a hangover she will be there taking care of me. I prefer she doesn't drink herself..I like having soup when i'm sick and stuff. When I'm cleaning my room she comes over and helps me clean because she likes to and it's just more fun that way.

Hmm. that's all for now I think.. i don't think that is too much to ask for, do you? please don't feel offended or anything.. it is only an ideal girl, after all.. hope you enjoyed the entry.. comment or reply so I know there is someone out there doing nothing but on the computer like I am.. feel free to create your ideal bf or gf.. i'd be interested in reading that. Happy Summertime!